File No. 092

So you want to be a surgeon…
Thumbelina: “When I was at the counter of the auto dealership I fell asleep on my hands leaning on the counter with my hair in a mess, and the guy comes up, wakes me up, and says, ‘You look tired.’ I said, ‘I didn’t sleep last night.’ He looked at me and said, ‘Substance abuse?’ I told him I work at the hospital, and that I’m not a crackhead. I even showed him my badge. He did not believe me.”