File No. 002

If this is true the guy that invented telemarketing must have a terrible life
The Mad Hatter: “This on-ramp is ridiculous. I hope the designer is burning in hell.”
Jabberwocky: “Wow, that’s a little harsh. He probably just got a cold chill and is wondering why.”
The Mad Hatter: “And then he’ll think, ‘Maybe it was that shitty on-ramp I built in Troy.”