The guys find a loophole in the alcoholism screening test
Jabberwocky: “Hey, Mad Hatter, do you ever try to cut back on your drinking?”
The Mad Hatter: “Never.”
Jabberwocky: “Do you ever feel annoyed when people ask you about your drinking?”
The Mad Hatter: “No, I just drink more.”
Jabberwocky: “Do you ever feel guilty about something you’ve done while drinking?”
The Mad Hatter: “I beat my kids, but I don’t feel bad about it.”
Jabberwocky: “Do you ever need an eye-opener?”
The Mad Hatter: “Does that fifth of scotch I had for breakfast count?”
Jabberwocky: “Yes…you have one positive out of four. According to CAGE, you do not have a drinking problem.”
The Mad Hatter: *Passes out*
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