Thursday, August 27, 2009

File No. 052

The definition of “Emergency” is highly dependent upon your situation
Puck [calling on cell phone]: "Hello, Jabberwocky? Quick, this is an emergency!"
Jabberwocky: “What is it?”

Puck: “What’s the name of the pedophile ice-cream truck guy?”
Jabberwocky: “You mean Mr. Ding-A-Ling?”
Puck: “Thanks.” *click*

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