File No. 056

To be authentic, pronounce esophagus as “e-so-FAY-gus”
Jabberwocky: “So, how did you hurt your esophagus?”
Billy Goat Gruff: “Well, I was sucking on a goat’s foot…”
Jabberwocky: “Why would you do that?”
Billy Goat Gruff: “Usually he likes it, puts him right out. This time, for some reason, he was awrny, and kicked me right in the esophagus.”
Jabberwocky: “That puts them right out? I didn’t know that.”
Billy Goat Gruff: “Clearly, you are not a goat farmer.”