File No. 059

Interventions would be so much more fun, though
Professor: “When we see someone with a substance abuse problem, we usually respond like the ostrich.”
Jabberwocky: “Lay an obnoxiously large egg?”
Chicken Little: “Disembowel them with your feet?”
Professor: “Put your head in the sand.”
Jabberwocky and Chicken Little: “Oh…”