File No. 061

And the meter maid had already put a boot on it
Co-Worker #1: “I’m fairly certain that guy is Indian.”
Jabberwocky: “What gave it away: The excessive amount of turquoise, the feather in his hair, or the ‘Native American Pride’ t-shirt”?
Co-Worker #2: “Actually, it was the white buffalo double-parked out front.”