File No. 110

I don’t think he’s that lucky.
Billy Goat Gruff: “That’s a match-light briquette. It’s soaked in lighter fluid.”
MS 3: “No it’s not.”
Billy Goat Gruff: “Right, it could soaked in gasoline, or something else that burns. Like a building in Detroit, or the Cuyahoga River circa 1969.”
Jabberwocky: “Or that Vietnamese monk that lit himself on fire.”
Billy Goat Gruff: “Yeah, there could be a chunk of monk in there.”
MS3: “I wonder what he’s doing nowadays.”
Billy Goat Gruff: “Smoldering, if he’s lucky.”