Sunday, October 3, 2010

File No. 145

Cats Are Jerks
ER Doctor: “Does anyone in the house smoke?”
Patient: “Yes.”
ER Doctor: “Do you have any pets in the house?”
Patient: “Yes, cats.”
Jabberwocky: “Do the cats smoke in the house? Because that would be terrible for your allergies.”

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