Probably just came back from church, too
Surgeon: “He says he got the wound by messing around on the couch. Apparently there was a knife in the cushions.”
Jabberwocky: “Yeah, he totally didn’t get stabbed by a hooker.”
A collection of quotes gathered during medical school: Some have to do with the life of med students, others do not. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Feel free to leave comments.