File No. 063

Habberwocky looking like a hackass, as usual
Jabberwocky: “I’ll have the Mud Pie Mo-Ho.”
Cashier: “…um, it’s pronounced ‘Mojo’.”
Jabberwocky: “I’ve taken too much Spanish, J’s and H’s are interchangeable to me now. My friend Hohn is getting tired of it.”