File No. 080

Or at least an accordion
Robin Hood: “Two of their kids have extra fingers.”
Shylock: “And no one put them in front of a piano?”

File No. 078

And the Circle K is better for it
Shylock: “We’re not hipsters or anything, but I think my roommate and I single-handedly made the Circle K on our block start stocking cases of PBR.”