File No. 156

An actual, earnest conversation
Headless Horseman: “So the best way to deal with elephants is to send incendiary pigs at them.”
Jabberwocky: “Is there any other call for using incendiary pigs?”
Headless Horseman: “Not unless you want to watch some pigs burn.”

Flie No. 148

Thought that was his “Weekday Thing”
Jabberwocky: “You go do your birthday thing.”
The Headless Horseman: “Yeah, I’m going to get drunk and yell at my parents.”

File No. 127

Proven by science
Jabberwocky: “This place is a geographical oddity, two hours from everywhere.”
Headless Horseman: “It’s on a plate. It’s tectonics.”

File No. 067

There was only a normal-sized car on blocks
Jabberwocky: “On the right you’ll see one of Detroit’s landmarks: A fifty-foot-tall tire next to the highway.”
The Headless Horseman: “Does that mean up the road there’s a giant car on blocks?”