File No. 118

No, she’s just a girl that thinks I am the one.
Psych Dr.: “She believes she is pregnant with Michael Jackson’s baby.”
Baba Yaga: “Oh my God...it’s Billie Jean.”

File No. 075

Now tell us something we don’t already know
Jabberwocky: “Why did you erase my pager number from the board?”
Baba Yaga: “Because I hate you and I think you’ll be a terrible doctor.”

File No. 074

For the record, Rose Red did
Baba Yaga: “You look like you know where the garbage is.”
Rose Red: “Is that because I’m Asian?”
Baba Yaga: “I don’t even know what that means.”
Rose Red: “Walk away, just walk away.”