File No. 083

Unfortunately, she had already dumped Gatorade on the instructor
CPR Instructor: “And now you have a regular sinus rhythm. What do you do next?”
Malificnet: “Um…celebrate?”
CPR Instructor: “Your patient has no pulse.”
Malificent: “Oh…then don’t celebrate.”

File No. 035

For some reason Jabberwocky doesn’t get many second dates
CPR Instructor: “So the goal is to get as close to the face as possible while staring at the chest.”
Jabberwocky: “…so it’s like a date?”