File No. 155

Way too quick with her answer
MS 3: “How do you talk to your parents about when it’s time to give up the house?”
Malificent: “I know this! ‘Give me the damn keys mom, you’re going to the home.'”

File No. 111

But not in their lane!
Malificent: “I almost got run over by hillybilly teenagers in Alaska.”
Billy Goat Gruff: “Was your tent in the middle of the road?”
Malificent: “Well, yeah.”

File No. 083

Unfortunately, she had already dumped Gatorade on the instructor
CPR Instructor: “And now you have a regular sinus rhythm. What do you do next?”
Malificnet: “Um…celebrate?”
CPR Instructor: “Your patient has no pulse.”
Malificent: “Oh…then don’t celebrate.”

File No. 072

Just when Jabberwocky thought he had a good idea
Jabberwocky: “OB would be so much easier if people laid eggs like chickens.”
Malificent: “Are you kidding me? There would be eggs littered all over the streets of Detroit!”

File No. 071

…They mean, “How unfortunate”
Malificent: “My resident’s patient had a heart attack while we were on rounds…right in front of us.”
Billy Goat Gruff and Jabberwocky: “Awesome!”