File No. 101

That dog can really turn a phrase
Jabberwocky: “Well, Malificent isn’t here. She’s off somewhere with her dog.”
Morgan le Fay: “She likes her dog better than us…which is understandable.

File No. 012

After a particularly long weekend of studying, Morgan le Fay sums up her feeling in a children’s story. Illustrations are pending
Morgan le Fay: “Once upon a time there was a place called SCOTT HALL. SCOTT HALL was an evil place. Where hopes & dreams died. So one day everyone came together and burned the motherfucker. Burned it to the ground. THE GROUND. Then happiness returned to the world once again & all was well. The End.”

File No. 009

The Mad Hatter explains the continued existence of Ashkenazi Jews
Morgan le Fay: “How do you guys live past the age of twenty?”
The Mad Hatter: “By marrying gentiles.”

File No. 008

That silence is the sound of no one disagreeing
Jabberwocky: “The artery splits on either side of that nerve…it kind of looks like it’s hugging it.”
Morgan le Fay: “Or straddling it.”
Jabberwocky: “A hug with genitalia…the best kind of hug.”

File No. 003

Text messaging at its finest
Morgan le Fay: “The Mad Hatter says, ‘Fuck you, come find us, we are by a big log.’”