File No. 107

I prefer the more mellow, acoustic version of both.
Prince Charming: “Can you hand me my phone?”
Jabberwocky: “Do you want it unplugged? Like Eric Clapton? …or Teri Schiavo?”

File No. 039

Prince Charming will only take so much crap, which is why we love him
Student: “Being in the 99th percentile is meaningless. It’s such a large continuum, you need to have a high 99.”
Prince Charming: “You’re meaningless! I’ll take the 99!”
Classroom: *Applause*

File No. 019

Honestly, I can’t remember the context here. And I’m pretty sure I don’t want to
Prince Charming: “Why the fuck would I look up a duck’s vagina? It takes someone special to crack that nut.”