File No. 154

Sage advice in Detroit
Tortoise: “Is that a bullet?”
Rose Red: “Yeah, want to hold it?”
Tortoise: “Hell no, I don’t want my fingerprints on that.”

File No .010

One can always hope
Tortoise: “You have something on your pants.”
Jabberwocky: “Is it awesomeness?”
Tortoise: “No, it’s dirt.”