Friday, January 29, 2010

File No. 097

She better not be surprised when someone yells “Zombie!!!” and brains her with a crucifix
Lady of the Lake: “I don’t want that incense at my funeral.”
Banquo: “You don’t have a choice, you married Catholic. Plus, you won’t mind anyway.”
Lady of the Lake: “I’ll probably sit up and sneeze.”

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