File No. 097

She better not be surprised when someone yells “Zombie!!!” and brains her with a crucifix
Lady of the Lake: “I don’t want that incense at my funeral.”
Banquo: “You don’t have a choice, you married Catholic. Plus, you won’t mind anyway.”
Lady of the Lake: “I’ll probably sit up and sneeze.”

File No. 043

Let’s just say that was a long, long family vacation
Banquo: “It’s like the last leg of a marathon.”
Jabberwocky: “Kick, kick!”
Banquo: “No, there’s no kick. We’re just trying to cross the finish line before we lose consciousness and crap ourselves.”