File No. 097

She better not be surprised when someone yells “Zombie!!!” and brains her with a crucifix
Lady of the Lake: “I don’t want that incense at my funeral.”
Banquo: “You don’t have a choice, you married Catholic. Plus, you won’t mind anyway.”
Lady of the Lake: “I’ll probably sit up and sneeze.”

File No. 044

Jabberwocky tries to win all of his debates with that line
The Lady of the Lake: “That side airbag can decapitate you.”
Jabberwocky: “Do you have any idea how much force it takes to decapitate someone?”
The Lady of the Lake: “I’m just saying.”
Jabberwocky: “Have you ever decapitated someone? Because I have.”