File No. 106

Didn't Recognize You with Those Shorts On
The Mad Hatter: “The patient is an obese white male with a history of hypogonadism.”
Internal Med Doctor: “I’m right here, you know.”

File No. 064

It’s a curse, especially for the intern
Internal Med Doctor: “Shouldn’t you know kung-fu?”
Rose Red: “Oh, I already do.” *Fakes a martial arts move and accidently slaps the intern behind her*
Internal Med Doctor: “Why did you slap the intern?”
Rose Red: “I can’t help it, I’m hyper-aware of my surroundings.”