File No. 157

Context here has been lost to either time, or intense psychotherapy
Pecos Bill: “Make me feel good baby: Stomp on my nuts and throw me out the window.”

File No. 082

His mere existence defies biology and math
Pecos Bill: “I’m half Asian and three-quarters Puerto Rican.”
Rose Red: “How is that possible?”
Pecos Bill: “I’m a whole lot of man.”

File No. 032

Pecos Bill stumbles upon a great workout program, that only works once
Rose Red: “Pecos Bill, have you been working out?”
Pecos Bill: “No, Pecos Bill just bought a tighter shirt.”