File No. 116

Followed by “Just walk it off.”
Billboard: “You would never say, ‘It’s only diabetes, get over it.’”
Puck: “I would Jabberwocky, I would.”

File No. 052

The definition of “Emergency” is highly dependent upon your situation
Puck [calling on cell phone]: "Hello, Jabberwocky? Quick, this is an emergency!"
Jabberwocky: “What is it?”
Puck: “What’s the name of the pedophile ice-cream truck guy?”
Jabberwocky: “You mean Mr. Ding-A-Ling?”
Puck: “Thanks.” *click*

File No. 011

Finally, the answer to an age old question
Professor: “Can someone explain creationism in two sentences?”
Puck: “God made this. SHAZAM!”