File No. 121

Sometimes the credits are better than the movie.
Jabberwocky: “That guy is credited as ‘Anonymous Man’.”
Sleeping Beauty: “There were a lot of anonymous men. I wonder which one he was.”
Jabberwocky: “Did you notice one man who was markedly more anonymous than anyone else?”
Sleeping Beauty: “No…he must be good at his job.”
Jabberwocky: “I wonder what the auditions for that part were like.”
Sleeping Beauty: “I don’t know…”
Jabberwocky: “…he probably didn’t show up.”

File No. 120

People always seem to forget about those guys.
Chicken Little: “So he has a tattoo. That’s not diagnostic.”
Jabberwocky: “Dude, it’s the 1950’s. The only people with tattoos are Yakuza.”
Sleeping Beauty: “Well…there were the Jews.”

File No. 076

This is how potatoes got eyes
Jabberwocky: “How are you going to do that? Bananas don’t have feet.”
Sleeping Beauty: “I have a degree in being creative. I’ll make it work.”

File No. 045

…how many calories are in a pet monkey
Sleeping Beauty: “Ah, Arabia: Where the poor people can’t afford food, but they all have decorative hats. SELL YOUR HAT FOR FOOD! It’s not like it’s cold.”

File No. 004

On the bright side, the dog ate my homework is always a valid excuse
Jabberwocky: “You guys took the bobsled to school in Alaska, didn’t you?”
Sleeping Beauty: “Don’t be stupid. We took the dog sled to school, the bobsled went to the mall.”