File No. 161

While blindfolded
Jabberwocky: “Baloo finds running and weightlifting too easy individually, which is why he has combined them: He is that awesome.”
Baloo: “Same reason I do sex calculus.”

File No. 158

...and die
Baloo: “You’re going to give birth to 1,000 salmon.”
Jabberwocky: “That’s going to be uncomfortable.”
Rose Red: “Not as uncomfortable as when they come back to spawn.”

File No. 133

Didn’t learn a thing from that monotyping class...
Baloo: “I was thinking of free-handing a Smurf, but then I realized I have no idea what the negative space on a Smurf looks like.”

File No. 090

…and do I hear ovaries in the background?
*Chicken Little answers Jabberwocky’s phone*
Chicken Little: “Hey Baloo, we’re about to leave the hospital.”
Baloo: “Jabberwocky, what’s wrong? You sound so small and un-bearded. Is everything alright?”

File No. 053

That and the displacement of native populations
Chicken Little: “I’m trying to describe Manifest Destiny.”
Baloo: “Manifest Destiny? I’m pretty sure that looks a lot like California.”